What a show tonight. Guys, last night was the big Mega Millions drawing for $1.6 billion. It turns out the winning ticket was sold in South Carolina. -Woman: Yeah!
South Carolina!-Clearly not you. You wouldn't be here. So congratulations to the lucky winner for becoming the most hated person in America. The winning ticket was sold in South Carolina play here. When they heard that, everyone in South Carolina checked to see if they won while the rest of the country checked to see if they have any relatives in South Carolina. Like, "Hey, cousin. How you doin', man? I love you, man. Remember, we're like twins." Of course, a lot of Americans were really hoping to win that giant jackpot. Tons of people bought tickets. In fact, I think even the guy who does the drawing bought one. Listen to this guy. -Let's see those winning numbers. First up, 28. Nice! Got that one. 70. Oh, man! Two in a row! 5. It is a big story. Someone in South Carolina won over a billion dollars from the lottery. But I know someone who's won the lottery every day. Me. Uh, Questlove, don't you feel lucky every day to be here, buddy? Still dancing a little bit. He's still kind of moving. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. So, anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway -- Uh, Higgins, aren't we all lucky to have Questlove and know him? -Oh, my God. We're all winners. Nothing. Never mind. Let's get to some news here. Guys, today the Secret Service intercepted packages containing explosives that were sent to prominent Democrats and CNN's headquarters. When he heard that, the President was like, "Oh, my God, is Fox News okay? Is everyone okay at Fox?" That's right. Explosive devices were sent to President Obama, Hillary Clinton, and CNN. And out of precaution, President Trump evacuated himself to a golf course. Just to be safe. "I've got to be safe." The midterm elections are just two weeks away. And aside from voting for a candidate, you'll also be voting on several ballot measures and proposals. Every state has their own proposals, and some of them are pretty specific to the state they're in. I'll show you what I mean. For example, there's Maine -- Proposition 4. Slowly be absorbed by Canada and hope nobody notices.Then there's California -- Proposition 3. Filling all reservoirs in L.A. with kombucha. Next there's South Carolina -- Proposition 5. Merge with North Carolina to form new mega state called "Sweet Carolina." ♪ Bah-bah-bah ♪ Next up, there's Pennsylvania -- Proposition 7. Merge with Mississippi to form new mega state called "Penississippi." -Whoa! Ohh! -And finally, there's Colorado -- Proposition 2. Ban -- Uh, legalize -- Wait. What are we voting for again? Did you hear about this? I saw that a full-size working replica of the "Titanic" called the "Titanic II" is being built. It will make its first voyage across the Atlantic in 2022. Which brings us to a new segment called "Uh, maybe don't." So you're making a replica of the "Titanic" and sailing it across the Atlantic Ocean? Uh, maybe don't? Think It's pretty obvious why, but if you need a little refresher, you could, I don't know, watch the movie "Titanic"? It sank to the bottom of the ocean! Also, you're just going to call the new ship "Titanic II"? Uh, maybe don't. You shouldn't keep the name of something if its name has literally become a synonym for giant disaster. I mean, even Time Warner Cable knew to change its name to Spectrum. Okay? One more thing. You're spending $500 million on the replica. Uh, maybe don't. Instead of spending money on a boat that hits icebergs, maybe use that money to figure out why all the icebergs are gone! -This has been "Uh, maybe don't."
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